Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-23-12]

Kate Moss beach penisKate Moss and  husband Jamie Hince photobombed by sandy French penis. (X17 Online)

PSY’s “Gangnam Style” is first YouTube video to reach one billion views. (NME)

LeAnn Rimes wrote a song about her affair with Eddie Cibrian. (Perez)

Scary Movie 5 makes a mockery of Lindsay Lohan’s drug and driving problems. (TMZ)

Melissa Etheridge doesn’t want her kids to have a nice Christmas. (Evil Beet)

The Jersey Shore series finale had the lowest ratings of any JS finale. (Huffington Post)

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles fell down a snowy mountain. Ate meatballs after. (Celebuzz)