Alec Baldwin Probably Calls His Daughter A Pig Everyday

Add 16-year-old Ireland Baldwin to the list of celebrities (or celebrity relations, at least) to downplay verbal or physical abuse.

Ireland tells Us Weekly that her dad Alec’s voicemail where he famously called her a “little pig,” threatened to hit her with a brick, and asked her to relay the message “go fuck herself” to her mother, wasn’t a big deal. Here’s her explanation of the incident:

“The only problem with that voicemail was that people made it out to be a way bigger deal than it was, he’s said stuff like that before just because he’s frustrated. For me it was like, ‘OK, whatever.’ I called him back and I was like, ‘Sorry Dad, I didn’t have my phone.’ That was it.”

I think that pretty much means that it’s an everyday occurrence, and that he’s said much worse. All I know is, I’m getting a bit sick of the public’s varied levels of forgiveness.

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‘Pork-Cat Syndrome’ Is Real!

Thank god I’m not allergic to cats, not only because I have three, but also due to the fact that many people who suffer feline allergies also experience a negative reaction to pork products.

And, when I think of pork products my mind immediately goes to bacon, the most amazing type of meat in existence besides fried chicken. How could you live without bacon and kittens in your life? I’m not making this up either, the name or the illness. Pork-Cat Syndrome, was featured in a news story I viewed only a few hours ago.

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