Video Games With Pooping Horses Exist Now

Metal gear solid phantom pain horseAs time goes on, we expect our games to more closely resemble our own lives. Like Playstation’s version of the virtual reality headset Oculus Rift, Project Morpheus, and the first game with horses that relieve themselves on the go.

The public got a glimpse of amazing sequels to Battlefield, Dragon Age, Tomb Raider, Halo and Uncharted at this year’s E3, but the most interesting to the habitually immature has to be Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

The Phantom Pain features its protagonists riding through the Afghanistan desert, and the game’s so damn realistic that the horses take random dumps “in real time.”  Continue reading “Video Games With Pooping Horses Exist Now”

Perez Hilton “Poops” On Justin Bieber

On Wednesday Perez Hilton posted a picture on his blog of him squatting over a cardboard cut-out of Justin Bieber, titled “Pooping Is The New Planking.”

I think it’s just a harmless and slightly unfunny joke, but a bunch of people are getting feisty over it.

I’m not sure how much Justin Bieber had to do with the “symbolism” of the whole thing. I think Perez would have fake-crapped on anyone’s face.

Doing it on a picture of the biggest teen superstar in America (and Canada) and the world may not have been the best idea, since he got called “old,” “fat,” and a “molester” around 100 times in his comment thread. Continue reading “Perez Hilton “Poops” On Justin Bieber”