Drake’s ‘Oh S**t, There’s An Earthquake!’ Face

Ashton Kutcher returned as a host for a special episode of Punk’d that aired before the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday to play pranks on Drake and Kim Kardashian.

In all his manic bravado, he brought up one important point, this redesigned season of the show has kind of sucked in that three of the victims (Rob Dyrdek, Joe Jonas, and Aimee Teegarden) figured out they were getting Punk’d.

Kutcher said, “What’s happened thus far has been a fuckin’ travesty.”

“I think it’s time to step it up a notch. We’ve been running at like a seven thus far, and I think it’s time to take it to like a 14.”  Continue reading “Drake’s ‘Oh S**t, There’s An Earthquake!’ Face”

Punk’d Is Back, Minus The Excitement

In other semi Ashton Kutcher-related news Punk’d is back after a five year absence and it’s boring as hell. I don’t know why they use the expression, “boring as hell,” the harps and clouds description of heaven seems a little tamer and possibly snoozeworthy.

Back on topic, Kutcher is still attached as a producer but its co-creator Jason Goldberg was actually in Thursday’s episode. Justin Bieber was the guest pranker, pulling the wool over Taylor Swift, Miley Cryus, Rob Dyrdek and Sean Kingston’s eyes.

The most memorable but still uninteresting trick was when Taylor Swift was made to think she’d lit a boat on fire. The Bieb’s got his evil wish to see her I-just-won-a-Grammy face and make her cry.

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Punk’d Returns In March With Miley Punking Khloe

Punk’d is returning after a five year hiatus with a new format and new celebrity guest punkers. Ashton Kutcher is still puppet master, but will enlist people like Kelly Osbourne and Miley Cyrus to play jokes on people like Khloe Kardashian.

In the season nine opener Khloe orders food from a man who ends up using the bathroom and getting his testicles stuck in his zipper thus prompting the girls to call 911.

The president of MTV says, “What better way to ring in the New Year than to let our audience know that Ashton and MTV are bringing back Punk’d in a big way.”

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