Local LA Crazy Man Will Likely Be Waived From NBA Team

Metta World Peace short shortsThe Los Angeles Lakers are considering taking a crucial step in becoming a little less douchey by electing to use their amnesty provision on forward Metta World Peace, the athlete formerly known as Ron Artest. If they go through with it, MWP will be picked up by another team and will continue his career elsewhere.

I’m okay with this situation for two reasons. One, I hate the Lakers, and a decent portion of their fans are pretty butthurt right now about their precious Metta’s (probable) departure.

And two, I hate the guy. Plain and simple.

I’m not going to talk much about his performance as an athlete, because there’s no question that he’s talented. And while his game has declined a bit over the last few seasons, he’ll have no problem getting picked up by another team.  Continue reading “Local LA Crazy Man Will Likely Be Waived From NBA Team”

Metta World Peace Is Counting The Minutes, I Mean Chest Hairs, Until Next Season

Since the Lakers were forced out of the playoffs by OKC Thunder, Ron Artest aka Metta World Peace is so bored he’s counting the hairs on his body.

From his Twitter: “I have 58 chest hairs.”

“I’m counting all my hairs.. I’ll have a hard number shortly.. Gimme a minute.” 

Then, “Wow.. That was the hardest thing I’ve ever done..I counted about 2069.” 

He’s the Court-ney Love of basketball (sorry for the pun). I know counting your hairs is merely quirky (albeit impossible) but how does Los Angeles tolerate him?  Continue reading “Metta World Peace Is Counting The Minutes, I Mean Chest Hairs, Until Next Season”

Metta World’s Unpeaceful Elbow To The Head

Metta World Peace (formerly Ron Artest) was suspended for 7 games after his brutal hit to Oklahoma Thunder’s James Harden. In a statement to reporters after the game last on Sunday, April 22 where he apologized profusely.

“I got real emotional and excited, and it was unfortunate that James had to get hit with the unintentional elbow. I hope he’s okay. Oklahoma, they’re playing for a championship this year. I apologize to the Thunder and James Harden. It was just unfortunate.”

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Dancing With The “Stars” 2011 Cast

Today the supposed cast of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars was leaked to the public. I don’t watch the show, because the dancing isn’t quite bad enough (or good enough) to hold my attention.

I’d rather just see a bunch of youths doing backflips on America’s Best Dance Crew, because if I watch Dancing With The Stars I will be reminded of age, and nationwide embarrassment.

Light drumroll… the season 13 cast consists of:

Nancy Grace (Ohh I forgot to put HER on my witches slideshow!)
Ricki Lake (Y
ou was hot when? Ricki Lake. ((Nicki Minaj lyrics)
Ron Artest
(Nickname “Metta World Peace”)
Chaz Bono
(Cher’s son, neck-beard included)
David Arquette
(Screaming like Rocky, “Courtneyyy!!” Instead of “Adriann!”)
Kristin Cavalleri
(Her handbag is HUGE)
Rob Kardashian
(Wishes he wasn’t a Kardashian so he could fuck his sisters)
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