’22-Year-Old Virgin’ Goes on Sorority Girl Shooting Spree, Kills 6

Elliot Rodger shooter Terror broke out in Santa Barbara near the town’s University on Friday night in an event that is being called the “2014 Isla Vista Massacre.” According to police, the suspect was severely mentally disturbed” and fatally stabbed his three roommates in their apartment before killing two women, one man and himself during a drive-by shooting from his BMW on the streets of Isla Vista. 13 others were injured.

You needn’t ask yourself “why” in the case of shooter Elliot Rodger, who went into great detail about his reasons for committing such heinous crimes. In videotapes and notebooks obtained by the authorities, Elliot described himself as a 22-year-old virgin who was constantly rejected by women and had “never even kissed a girl.”

“I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me. But I will punish you all for it” Elliot said in a seven-minute video uploaded to YouTube before the crime.  Continue reading “’22-Year-Old Virgin’ Goes on Sorority Girl Shooting Spree, Kills 6”

Katy Perry Has Rocks in Her Knee

katy perry weird kneeKaty Perry has weird physical ailments just like you and me and your old dog or cat or the fish that one guy made the life vest for (so cute).

But Perry’s not a fish that can’t float, she’s one that floated straight into a riptide that made her knee funky forever.

“Wherever I go, I have these two rocks that I still can’t get out of my knee,” she told Jay Leno. “They’re from being slashed across the rocks in Rincon … which is a really popular spot in Santa Barbara.”

Perry added that she doesn’t mind her California-centric surfing injury because it makes her feel “closer to the earth.”

Mhmmm. And I have back problems even though my boobs are the size of Keurig samples and I barely ever lift anything heavier than a half empty box of Corn Puffs…  Continue reading “Katy Perry Has Rocks in Her Knee”