‘MUTUAL’ SEPARATION ALERT: Paula Patton Blurs the Lines Between Her and Robin Thicke

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton happyWholesome actress Paula Patton and her ass-grabbing, threesome-loving husband Robin Thicke are living proof that “separating” is the new divorce.

In a statement to People Magazine, Patton said that her and Robin “will always love each other and be best friends” but have “mutually decided to separate.”

I can’t help but think this is grown-up speak for, “we’ve had an open relationship since 2013, and I’m tired of it.” That would at least explain him turning a socialite into a human puppet and making out with a mysterious woman with an epic afro in France.

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Waxwork Figure Breaks Up With Vampire

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Courtney Stodden, the young Playboy playmate that never was, has confirmed her separation from her actor husband Doug Hutchison, who she married when was just 16.

Stodden, 19, and Hutchinson, 53, say they remain “best friends” and will still share custody of their dog, Dourtney, despite moving on. From Us Weekly:

After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated,” Stodden, 19, and Hutchison, 53, said in a statement to the Daily Mail on Tuesday, Nov. 5. “Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence.”  Continue reading “Waxwork Figure Breaks Up With Vampire”

Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are No Longer The Cutest Couple Ever, Divorce After Nine Years

Adorable couple of comedy, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are separating after being married for nine years.

The Saturday Night Live and Arrested Development alums met in 2000 and tied the knot in summer of 2003.

They have two children (ages two and three) together. A source tells Us Weekly that the split was “very amicable.”

Not so amicable for fans. It’s hard to believe in a thing called lasting love when all my favorite longtime celebrity couples keep breaking up. Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins (23 years), Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon (17 years), and Johnny Depp and gap-tooth lady (14 years).  Continue reading “Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are No Longer The Cutest Couple Ever, Divorce After Nine Years”

Katy Perry And Russell Brand, Most Surprising Divorce Of 2011?

Let’s do a divorce recap of 2011, Sinead O’Connor and Berry Herridge, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard, Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss and now Russell Brand and Katy Perry?

Besides the Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon split, this is surprisingly surprising. When they first got together in late 2009 yeah everyone thought it’d last 5 minutes but then people saw them together and changed their minds, right? It was true adoration blazing in Brand’s eyes.

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Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore Separate After 27 Years

The most low-key and notoriously grungy (yet pre-grunge) post punk, lo-fi, iconic rock ‘n roll couple have broken up!

The frontman and woman of Sonic Youth, who are now both in their 50’s and released their first album in 1982, are officially separating after being married for 27 years.

This also leaves a dark foreboding cloud over the future of their band, who may be greatly impacted (or ruined) by the break-up. A statement from their rep at Matador Records read:

“Musicians Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, married in 1984, are announcing they have separated. Continue reading “Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore Separate After 27 Years”

Netflix, Sucking More By The Hour

After a surprising price increase for DVD and streaming services (from $8.99 to $15.98) and their stock dropping rapidly, more bad news from the company has come up.

Starz has decided to separate from Netflix and because of Starz’ affiliation with Disney and Sony, this will cause around 1,000 out of Netflix’s 22,000 movies to disappear.

That includes shows like Spartacus, Party Down and Torchwood, not to mention countless movies.

This will go into effect in February 28, 2012…

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Facebook Releases Pointless “Messaging” App

Two weeks ago Facebook unleashed a new app, a messaging app and not a much needed chat app. I’m a little late to tell you how much it blows, but I still feel it is relevant to discuss.

It’s available for both iPhones and Android devices and is supposed to make it easier reach you FB friends. However, I think this is the most unnecessary app I’ve ever seen, especially when it’s made by the second largest internet company in the world.

An engineer for Facebook, Lucy Zhang told the press,

“Messenger is a separate app, so it only takes one click to get to your messages or send a new one. Messages are delivered through notifications and texts, so your friends are more likely to get them right away,”

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