Sharapova Calls Serena Williams a Homewrecker

Serena Williams Maria Sharpova rivalryToday during a Wimbledon press conference, tennis pro Maria Sharapova responded to seething comments Serena Williams made about her in an interview with Rolling Stone.

Besides minimizing a rape victim’s plight and then denying it later (her exact words on the 16-year-old Steubenville victim were “why was she that drunk where she doesn’t remember?”), Williams talked about an anonymous fellow female player who is is boring and uncool because she starts every sentence with “I’m so happy, I’m so lucky.”

Yeah, that’s definitely Sharapova. God forbid she be cheery and not tell line judges to shove balls down their throats or constantly remind reporters (a.k.a. the world) that nobody can defeat her but herself.

Williams also made mention of the player’s boyfriend having a “black heart.” Talk about glass houses. Let me break it down. Serena is mad because Sharapova is dating her ex, Grigor Dimitrov.  Continue reading “Sharapova Calls Serena Williams a Homewrecker”

Michelle Obama Hugged The Entire U.S. Olympic Basketball Team And The Williams Sisters

The cutest thing you’ll ever see besides kittens on YouTube has to be pictures of Michelle Obama hugging the men’s basketball team at the 2012 Olympics. If we’re judging Michelle’s favoritism based on how big she smiled for each player – LeBron James wins.

She looked the least happy to be embracing the Knicks’ Tyson Chandler but the boredom left her face when Kobe and LeBron approached her on Sunday after beating France in the preliminaries.

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Serena Williams Makes History, Loses In First Round Of French Open

Serena Williams (did you know her middle name is “Jameka?”) has never lost in the first round of a major tournament, until now.

In the past she has won no less than 13 grand slams but was beaten on Tuesday by French player Virginie Razzano, ranked 99th worldwide.

The nice sister, Venus, did better, beating her Argentinian foe Paula Ormaechea (ranked No. 120) 6-3 in the final set. Not feeling sorry for someone with Serena’s attitude comes pretty naturally to me.

More naturally than yelling at line judges and making snide, disparaging comments about her opponents in post-game interviews comes to her.

Serena Williams, Are You Really Rapping?

Tennis superstar and diva extraordinaire (think of all the negative connotations of the word “diva”) Serena Williams has a new rap song and one of the lyrics is, “They be like, Serena is you really rapping?”

I’m just too white and self-conscious to type “is” instead of “are” in a headline.

Now, TMZ, who uncovered the story seem to think this “ain’t half bad” (apparently they’re less white and worried than I) but I disagree.

I’ll admit her rapping skills at their core are surprisingly okay but the song in terms of music and lyrics, is bad.

And not Michael Jackson “Bad,” Color Me Badd. Here are some lines from the leaked snippet:

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Serena Williams Doesn’t Love Tennis, Prefers Sitting Down

I’m not going to lie and say that everyone who excels in a particular field loves what they do. We’ve all met someone who was brilliant at math but hated it, and rightly so because math is the evil that possesses the young and old in movies like The Rite and The Devil Inside.

Speaking of devilish things, for the billionth time Serena Williams should have just keep her mouth shut and her feelings inside when she told reporters after winning the first round of the Brisbane International that she hates tennis, working out, and sports in general.

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Worst Celebrity Bikini Bodies Of 2011 (Porpoise Sightings)

Julia Roberts, Ke$ha and Mel B

Ah celebrities and their love/hate relationship with the beach, bikinis, paparazzi and general body dysmorphia. Body issues that I am in no way helping by critiquing and berated on my filthy, degrading website. (Meh)

Most of these celebrities aren’t even overweight. In fact, many are disturbingly skinny and withered from years of starvation, mid-chest sun exposure, alcohol-slurping and botched cosmetic surgery…

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