Here’s Whoopi on the Set of Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Whoopi Goldberg teenage mutant ninja turtles I haven’t seen Whoopi Goldberg in a while, and especially not in a movie, but here she is, walking around the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Tina Turner/Diana Ross hair, dressed in a bruise-colored bag of some sort.

If you’re wondering why I’ve attached Michael Bay‘s name to the new TMNT movie even though he’s just a producer (Jonathan Liebesman, who worked with Bay on Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning, directs), it’s because I want you to know that it will suck because of him, no matter how little he’s involved.

Dude has been obsessed with ruining our favorite childhood cartoons and toys since the first Transformers installment. (Please watch this hypothetical “what if Michael Bay directed Titanic” video.)

Anyway, Whoopi plays the big boss lady at Channel 6 News, who’ll probably be trying to prevent a pesky April O’Neil turtle pregnancy throughout the film. (Will Arnett is Fox’s fumbling cameraman.)

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Shailene Woodley ‘Too Normal’ to Play Mary Jane in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2?’

Shailene Woodley Spiderman set The Spider-Man series found their new Mary Jane Watson in Oscar-nominated actress Shailene Woodley of The Descendants and ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager back in October 2012. After the newly ginger actress was seen walking around the set on Monday without makeup, the discussion of whether or not she’s right for the part resurfaced.

Disappointed nerds on i09 called her “plain,” “wholesome” and “not leggy enough.” Others said 16-year-old Chloe Moretz would have been a better choice and compared Woodley to K-Stew and Beaker from The Muppets.

“She looks like Channing Tatum in a wig,” one frustrated Collider reader wrote.  Continue reading “Shailene Woodley ‘Too Normal’ to Play Mary Jane in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2?’”

‘A League Of Their Own’ Director Penny Marshall Says Madonna Was ‘Too Cut’

Laverne & Shirley actress, director, and author of the new book My Mother Was Nuts Penny Marshall visited Chelsea Lately on September 26, 2012 and quickly discussed her iconic movie A League Of Their Own, specifically Madonna‘s arms.

“She was in great shape, she just came with a trainer, I said ‘you’ve gotta stop, your arms shouldn’t be this cut in 1943. They didn’t work out that much, they were in the kitchen,” she told Chelsea Handler in her signature glasses.

On the friendship between Rosie O’Donnell and Madonna (who played the swing dancing Mae Mordabito and wrote the movie’s theme song “This Used to Be My Playground” in 1992), Marshall said:

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First Photos Of Josh Hutcherson And Sam Claflin On ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Set

Celebuzz has exclusive photos of Josh Hutcherson and newbie Sam Claflin (Finnick) on the set of the second Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire, in Atlanta on Wednesday.

Hutcherson, who always looks like the lost member of some boy band and reportedly had only 12 weeks to get into shape for the role, is seen wandering around a nondescript area. In one photo, you can see what I assume are the steps to his trailer.

Claflin appears shirtless in visible Calvin Klein briefs, then not shirtless looking very serious about his smartphone? I think that’s what that is anyway, that or TOP SECRET HUNGER GAMES TECHNOLOGY, pivotal to the plot! Continue reading “First Photos Of Josh Hutcherson And Sam Claflin On ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Set”

Outkast’s André 3000 As Jimi Hendrix

The Jimi Hendrix movie titled All Is By My Side, starring Andre Benjamin “3000” looks to be underway. Photos of him dressed in a flamboyant yellow and brown chest-baring shirt and red flares were taken last weekend on the set in Ireland.

Nobody knows if the film has approval from the Hendrix estate to use original hits like “Foxy Lady” and “Purple Haze” or if Andre will cover them himself for the soundtrack.

The John Ridley-directed biopic also stars Hayley Atwell (Captain America) and Imogen Poots (28 Weeks Later).

Spock Enjoying A Latte In ‘Star Trek 2’ Set Pics

Leaked set photos from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek sequel that is set for 2013 have appeared to possibly spoil plot fragments and more! Not only are there speculations that the movie will be in 3D (note the word “MAX” on the camera)

The villain, played by Benedict Cumberbatch is shown in a fight with Spock (Zachary Quinto) who looks to be Vulcan death-gripping him, and later with Zoe Saldana in her super short Starfleet skirt.

This is significant to nerds because Cumberbatch (every time I hear that name I think of Hubert Cumberdale from Salad Fingers) is human in the movie. The round ears and lack of special makeup seem to indicate this.  Continue reading “Spock Enjoying A Latte In ‘Star Trek 2’ Set Pics”

Octomom’s In A Horror Movie, And It’s Kinda About Her Life

Trainwreck/stomach alien Nadya Suleman is still filming her first movie called Millennium,” due in 2012 and laughably about a woman who is impregnated by a female demon.

So it’s biographical, except that it was probably just a regular demon that fertilized her with those 14 children. Here’s a synopsis:

“’Millennium’ is the story of two friends, a young woman and young man, who visit another young woman who they’ve met on the internet. Once they arrive at the woman’s remote house unexplainable things begin to happen.”

The role is sort of her second shot at “acting” now that I research her horrifying past I have found that she was in a homemade fetish video where she spanked a dude in a diaper. What’s that called again?

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Lady Gaga Marries The Night (Music Video Photos)

Lady Gaga has been spotted all over New York filming the new video for “Marry The Night,” the fifth single off her multi-platinum album Born This Way.

Locations reportedly include Harlem and Staten Island. A video of Lady Balls Balls lazily writhing around on top of a car for this potentially underwhelming video can be seen HERE.

Did Britney and Gaga totally drop the ball here? In what world are “Marry The Night” or “Criminal” considered singles? Should be “Bloody Mary” and “(Drop Dead) Beautiful.” DAMN IT. “Bloody Mary” would have been perfect for Halloween too…

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Hey, Snow White Isn’t Supposed To Smoke!

Photos of Kristen Stewart shooting her potentially epic fantasy/adventure film Snow White And The Huntsman have arrived!

She’s getting all friendly with the equine scene in armor and fagging it up (fags= cigs, not men who love Disney movies).

As usual, she looks a little flummoxed, but that’s how we recognize her, right?

It wouldn’t be Kristen without that shy look of discomfort. Though the is the last person who should be smoking, she looks deader than dinosaurs, mincemeat pie and Anne Heche…

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New Anne Hathaway As Catwoman Photos

Yesterday, new photos of Anne Hathaway in her ever-criticized Matrix space costume, I mean Catwoman suit, surfaced. Like all Batman nerds, I’m still pretty skeptical, though it does look a lot better than the original photos.

Hopefully in The Dark Knight Rises Anne can capture the over-the-top-snark of Selina Kyle without losing all the grittiness…

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Loki’s Got A Crush On ScarJo’s Booty

New photos from The Avengers set in New York have surfaced! The pictures show Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston (Thor’s villainous brother, Loki), Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr. working diligently on their upcoming film that combines the powers of some of Marvel’s biggest Superheroes.

All dutifully working except Tom Hiddleston. The first thing I noticed is that he can’t stop looking at Scarlett Johansson! Whether it’s her eyes or her ass, he’s hooked on those Black Widow toxins.

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Brad Pitt And Kate Winslet Like To Save People

On the set of Brad Pitt’s new zombie movie, World War Z (also starring Bryan Cranston and Matthew Fox) an extra was on the verge of being trampled during a chaotic scene. So what did Brad Pitt/Achilles do? He scooped her up and prevented her from getting her head crushed like a sunflower in a hamster’s mouth.

Apparently, there were around 700 zombie/human survivor extras running down the street in Glasgow, Scotland and several suffered broken bones and severe bruising.

So it looks like he didn’t save everybody. Geez Brad way to only save one lady and not help everyone at once. What were you thinking?

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