Current Photos of Actress Daveigh Chase Will Make You a Lot Less Afraid of ‘The Ring’

Daveigh Chase sexy I was in high school when The Ring came out. It was the first time in a decade everyone was talking about a horror movie in the same way I imagine they were when The Shining or Psycho debuted, and also the first time I was afraid of a common object (the TV).

All this thanks to a performance from Daveigh Chase, who played the nightmare-inducing Samara in the 2002 American remake of Ringu.

Now that I’m, uh, not 16, and Chase is 24, blonde and a frequent poster of sexy pictures on Instagram, I think we can all rest easy. (Or easier, at least?)
girl from the ring all grown up Now if only someone would post a photo of the horses from The Ring alive and well in an Easter-themed pasture somewhere dressed as My Little Ponies or unicorns…

Omar Borkan Al Gala is Too Sexy For His Falcon (And All of Saudi Arabia)

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The identity of one of the three men who were reportedly kicked out of a cultural festival in Saudi Arabia for being too handsome (and therefore a distraction to all women in the area) has been revealed.

His name is Omar Borkan Al Gala, a Dubai native who is a model/actress photographer, poet and actor.
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Apparently a jealous member of the Prevention of Vices committee spotted him looking all suave and distant like Oded Fehr when he was Fraser-watching in The Mummy or jetsetting in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, and decided that he must be deported for being hotter than 80% of men in the country. Continue reading “Omar Borkan Al Gala is Too Sexy For His Falcon (And All of Saudi Arabia)”

10 Sexy Photos of MenKind’s ‘Least Sexy Actresses’

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British men who aren’t Robert Pattinson voted Kristen Stewart the “least sexy actress” in Hollywood along with Lindsay Lohan, Uma Thurman, Sarah Jessica Parker and other unfortunate souls.

I’ve always thought Kristen Stewart was sexy in that dirty-pile-of-laundry, hang-you-from-the-ceiling-and-whip-you-with-butt-plugs type of way.

But clearly I’m not a man from England and my opinion is more meaningless than MenKind’s list.

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Anne Hathaway says she has no sex appeal, ya don’t say

Anne Hathaway Harper's Bazaar UKAnne Hathaway does a very tame shoot for Harper’s Bazaar and tells the mag “I had no grit, no sex appeal”. But she’s not unsexy because she has large droopy eyes like a Basset Hound and a matching husband hair cut, no it was just her pure sweetness.

Hathaway blurts first world complains like how she’s always been seen as a “bizarre-world good-girl character” and thinks she is labeled “very vanilla, very sweet, very accessible and not interesting”.

The girl’s got a point. She did a “racy” photo shoot wearing corsets and manages to look like a vanilla wafer wrapped up in a band-aid.
The interview goes on to explain Hathaway had a hard time playing Fantine in Les mis because she was too happy in real life getting married to normal everyday hot guy, Adam Shulman.  Continue reading “Anne Hathaway says she has no sex appeal, ya don’t say”

Courtney Stodden Covers Her Christmas Goodies With Synthetic Snow

Courtney Stodden santaI’m not sure what I did for holidays before Courtney Stodden came along. The woman who somehow manages to be ten thousand times less talented than Snooki, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, puts the “f” in fun (and other words) and doesn’t discriminate.

Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving, 52-year-olds – all fair game.

Stodden is like Taylor Momsen in that she never let being underage get in the way of her sexualized antics. Now that she’s 18, she shows no signs of slowing down the antics (or visits to McNamara/Troy).

She explained to E! that her latest photo shoot, which earned her the Daily Mail headline “She’ll give Santa a heart attack,” was designed to “spread Christmas cheer.”

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Channing Tatum is Sexy And Everyone Knows it

Channing Tatum is really hard to dislike.

I desperately want to find something wrong with him, like maybe that he’s too aware of his sexiness, or that his nose is slightly large, but I’m reaching.

Tatum found out he was named the coveted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine (previously awarded to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds and Johnny Depp) while him and his wife were de-skunking their dog.

“My first thought was, ‘Y’all are messing with me. I told Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our dogs,” he tells the mag.

Oh yeah, that’s his biggest flaw. HE’S NOT MARRIED TO YOU and your plan to meet him after spraying his canine friend didn’t work.  Continue reading “Channing Tatum is Sexy And Everyone Knows it”

The Best/Worst Halloween Costumes Of 2012

I love Halloween for the candy corn, roasted pumpkin seeds, and horror movies even though lately I’ve come to expect only disappointing Paranormal Activity and Saw sequels.

October is national Bullying Awareness Month, so I urge you to not throw rubber insulin needles at the 4,000 people who will incur diabetes on this day, mostly because one of them could be me.

I’m not wondering what I should dress up as this year, because I’ve been interested in avoiding attention-drawing activities ever since I was a wallflower egg hiding from aggressive fist-pumping sperm in my mother’s fallopian tubes.

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Ke$ha Has ‘Sexy’ Experiences With The Dead

Ke$ha isn’t exactly the Emily Post of pop music. She’s famous for songs about glitter and glory holes, turned into a cartoon mermaid in the video for “Your Love Is My Drug” and has a website called “Put Your Beard In My Mouth.”

The latest whiskey-flavored Ke$ha news kiblet relates to  a song off her second full-length album Warrior, due in November.

“I also have this song called ‘Supernatural.’ It’s about experiences with the supernatural…but in a sexy way. Well, I don’t know his name! He was a ghost. It was just like… I had a couple experiences with the supernatural. I’m very open to it.” she told Ryan Seacrest.  Continue reading “Ke$ha Has ‘Sexy’ Experiences With The Dead”

The Most Beautiful Olympic Athletes Of The Year

The Dutch field hockey team at the 2012 Olympics have been unofficially named the most beautiful team in London and they’re actually good! They won a gold medal in 2008’s Beijing games and a silver in 2004 (with different players, of course).

I’m going to add more unofficially beautiful Olympians to this list but just know that I’m still bitter that Nastia Liukin isn’t there. Not because she’s “beautiful” but because I like to yell “NASTIA” out the window at the top of my lungs and it makes less sense now.  Continue reading “The Most Beautiful Olympic Athletes Of The Year”