Celine Dion’s Son Occasionally Dips Into Her Ginormous Shoe Collection

Celine Dion son heels Celine Dion’s kind of an enigma  huh? I mean, besides being mega successful, French-Canadian and married to an old dude, what do we really know about her?

Let me tell you. Celine revealed on Katie that she has not 1,000, not 2,000, but 3,000 pairs of shoes, and one of her twins (the ones that took a really long time to conceive because you know, old sperm) loves going into her closet to try them on. Adorable right?

And not a word about his sexuality or future as a drag queen. I don’t want to hear it.

He’s two and a half, the approximate age that children start imitating their parents. I’m sure if his mom was Paris Hilton he’d be popping Valtrex over webcam with the E-Trade baby.

With a name like Nelson (after Mandela), he better turn in those heels for a Nobel Peace Prize by four.

Sarah Jessica Parker Grew New Bones in Her Feet After 8 Years of ‘Sex and the City’ Heels

Carrie Bradshaw ShoesA decade of running in Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahniks has turned Sarah Jessica Parker into a modern marvel. Speaking with Net-a-Porter, Parker explained that working high-energy, 18-hour days while wearing high heels malformed her poor feet.

I went to a foot doctor and he said, ‘Your foot does things it shouldn’t be able to do. That bone there … you’ve created that bone. It doesn’t belong there,'” Parker said of her days on HBO’s Sex And The City (1998-2004) and the two movies (2008 and 2010).

If she can work on wearing less painful shoes, maybe we can try not calling her ugly?  Continue reading “Sarah Jessica Parker Grew New Bones in Her Feet After 8 Years of ‘Sex and the City’ Heels”

Marty McFly Replica Shoes Auctioned For $37,500

Nearly identical shoes as seen worn by Michael J Fox in the iconic film Back To The Future Part II sold today for a whopping $37,500 to “Written In The Stars” rapper Tinie Tempah.

1,500 pairs of these 2011 Limited Edition “Nike Mags” have been put on Ebay, starting at around $6,000. The $37,500 dollar pair that went to Tinie Tempah were sold at a special auction in L.A. thus explaining their surprising price-range.

The proceeds do go to the Michael J. Fox’s Foundation For Parkinson’s Research, so I actually encourage rich people to buy them. I just don’t know who would actually wear them down the street?

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Snooki Always Wears Furry Boots And I 100% Encourage It

I watch Jersey Shore pretty religiously, it’s a sickness of epic proportions that the whole country seems afflicted with. I’ve noticed during my many hours spent with my unhinged deer-eyes glued to the screen that the miniature Chilean volcano Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi only wears furry boots!

I am here to inform all women that do not meet the 5’4″ height requirement to wear furry boots at all times! Black ones, brown ones, white ones, yellow, whatever you can get your little smokies on.

I find it very cute and endearing and I want to hire you furry-footed midgets to stand in my living room as decoration while I watch Jersey Shore and you read me archived scripts from JS.

[HELLLLOOO, WHERE IS MY ANIMATRONIC SNOOKI STATUE!? GEEZ IKEA, I ORDERED THAT WEEKS AGO]


[Also, check out Deena and JWoww taking style notes from Snooki Stackhouse]