Burger King Menu Looks McFamiliar

Yesterday was a big day for fast-food-chain-of-the-past Burger King. No less than twelve menu items were added, which is the greatest amount since its opening in 1954.

Several new types of salads (like Chicken Apple and Chicken BLT) plus frappes, smoothies, seven-lettuce snack wraps (WTF) and breakfast burritos are among the choices.  Continue reading “Burger King Menu Looks McFamiliar”

Lady Gaga And Lykke Li, Tell The Difference

Twenty five year-old Swedish musician Lykke Li (full name Timotej Svensson Zachrisson) does not like being compared to Lady Gaga.

“There’s nothing about her music that touches me. I’d rather duet with Leonard Cohen. I like older music.”

She doesn’t seem like a fan of pop music at all so you’d have to assume she also wouldn’t like being compared to Lady G in the looks department. At times the two could not be more different. Gaga with her sequins and vapid pretentiousness in “Marry The Night” and Lykke Li with her arty witch mist in “I Follow Rivers.”  Continue reading “Lady Gaga And Lykke Li, Tell The Difference”

Similarities, Bridget Fonda And Kristen Stewart?

Watching Bridget Fonda in the 1993 flop Point Of No Return may have made me laugh, cry and fall asleep but it also got me thinking. Is Kristen Stewart the new Bridget Fonda, and do they look alike?

Now, K-Stew isn’t known for romantic comedies (like Fonda’s It Could Happen To You) but she is edgy (Panic RoomWelcome To The Rileys) like Bridget in Jackie Brown and Kiss Of The Dragon.

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Blake Lively And ScarJo Have A Lot In Common

And what do they have in common besides both being blonde and having nude leaked cell phone photos plus the same plump droopy white lady asses? Welllll Ryan Reynolds, that’s what!

Yesterday morning Scarlett Johansson, 24, was seen sneaking out of Reynolds’ apartment in Boston with Ryan and his canine friend in tow. They were romantically linked in 2010 during the filming of Green Lantern but this picture of them together seems like legit proof.

Unlike the gossip community’s tendency to link every hot-blooded actor and actresses who set foot in the same room, this is fairly sturdy evidence! Fingerprint-dusting, DNA, hair follicle type proof.

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Kat Dennings Is Hilary Duff’s Evil Twin

You feisty catbutt Twist readers can argue all you want with me, but there’s no denying that Kat Dennings is Hilary Duff’s evil twin.

I’m not talking about the kind of thing you see on a soap opera, I’m thinking more something like the raven in Native American mythology, or Bugs Bunny. Dennings would be the trickster version of Duff

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Paris Hilton + Lea Michele = Beth Behrs

If you’ve been watching 2 Broke Girls like I commanded you to, then you’d know that there’s a new Paris Michele in town, well, the only one.

Kat Dennings’ ditzty ritzy riches-to-rags sidekick on the show, played by Beth Behrs, looks JUST like a 50/50 combination of Paris Hilton and Lea Michele.

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Your New Favorite Music Website Is…

Musictonic! It’s already my new favorite site for use during lazy internet couch-potato time. I don’t know much about the company, except that it was created by Lasse Johnsen, a web designer who hails from Barcelona.

What I can tell you is it’s the new Pandora and Last.fm. In fact, it combines Last.Fm’s artist directory with YouTube’s video collection. Musictonic helps you discover new artists by having you type in your favorite band or singer…

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New From Jessie J – “Domino” (Katy Perry Much?)

A new song from 23-year-old British songtress Jessie J (who performed on SNL in March) has been released onto YouTube and other avenues. It has been confirmed as her second US single, and fourth worldwide.

It is NOT a song from her debut, Who Are You, so I dunno how that works. The track, “Domino” was produced by Dr. Luke (who has worked with Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Ke$ha) and sounds an awful like Perry’s “Teenage Dream.”

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This Year’s “Poker Face” is…

“Mirrors” by the sensational Natalia Kills (fast forward the beginning a tiny bit to get to the juice)…

OR

The even more electro-tastic “Notorious” by British girl-group The Saturdays? I can’t decide. I think “Mirrors” is more similar but they’re both AMAZING pop songs that deserve more attention.

What’s the verdict?

Cutest/Catchiest YouTube Song Since Maria Aragon

Remember when that adorable little girl, Maria Aragon, covered “Born This Way” and America got all frazzled, and it revived their sense that art is still alive with youth?

Not just this Toddlers and Tiaras, Teen Mom, 16 And Pregnant, Lindsay Lohan cocaine-cowboy bullcrap? Well I have another YouTube video for you of an original song written by a teenager, Shireen Koh (on guitar) and sung by her friend Elsa.
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