Santa, Santa Claus Spoofs James, James Bond

Santa Claus James BondAfter a horrible tragedy like the one in Connecticut, laughter keeps us sane, and if Martin Short and Saturday Night Live can’t get us there, Santa “The Slay Man” Claus in Snowfall might.

In the video, posted by Official Comedy, Kris Kringle talks decking the halls with brains and sliding down a woman’s fireplace.

If that one doesn’t get a chuckle, try my new favorite song and visual accompaniment, “Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas)” by “It’s Raining Men” hitmakers The Weather Girls. Continue reading “Santa, Santa Claus Spoofs James, James Bond”

Adele Wants to Have Daniel Craig’s Baby Now

Star Magazine reports that because of her love for Daniel Craig, Adele‘s excitement was so amplified after she was asked to record the theme to Skyfall that she lost her breath and fell over. (This story is completely bogus.)

A source tells the publication:

“Adele had panic attacks because Daniel has been her No. 1 celebrity crush for more than 10 years.. She was so freaked out when her management team told her the Bond producers wanted her to record the song, she had to lie down.”

Congrats to Adele for knowing who Daniel Craig was ten years ago. She must be one of the few who paused his scenes and not Angelina’s, in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider to masturbate.  Continue reading “Adele Wants to Have Daniel Craig’s Baby Now”

Listen To Adele’s “Skyfall” Bond Theme

Adele joins heavyweights like Nancy Sinatra, Paul McCartney and Carly Simon with her new James Bond theme “Skyfall,” which could easily win Best Original Song at the Oscars.

“I was a little hesitant at first to be involved with the theme song for Skyfall,” Adele told MTV.

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Daniel Craig Says ‘Skyfall’ Is Better Than His Other Crappy Bond Movies

It has officially been 50 years since the very first James Bond film, Dr. No, was released in 1962.

The third Bond film starring Daniel Craig and 23rd overall will make it to theaters in the fall, Craig calls Skyfall his best ever.

MTV visited the set in London and talked to villain Javier Bardem plus the blond knight himself, fresh off the Dragon Tattoo wagon. DC says:

“It’s great, it’s been awhile, and we’ve been planning this for a good couple of years now, gathering together, getting Sam Mendes on board, and then Sam casting such a great bunch of people, so I’ve been kind of itching to get going for a while.”  Continue reading “Daniel Craig Says ‘Skyfall’ Is Better Than His Other Crappy Bond Movies”