Video: Taylor Swift and Ellie Goulding Perform “Anything Could Happen”

My friend and I were talking last night about about the VMAs and I mentioned Ellie Goulding, telling him that I love her more than ever because of Halcyon Days. (It’s all about “Midas Touch” and “Flashlight”)…

Me: The new songs uhhh so good!
Him: You two should have lesbo kids!
Me: I would totally have lesbo kids with her any day any time
Him: P (:)
Me: I’ll throw her in a burlap sack full of crumpets
Him: Laaaaybia
Me: And impregnate her with copies of Downton Abbey

So, bad British stereotypes aside, Ellie was weirdly not asked to perform at the VMAs because she’s just too talented for Miley’s steamy foam herpes finger. (Fortunately “twerk” was added to the dictionary and it’s a great Scrabble word.) BUT there is this pre-VMA video of Taylor Swift and her at Staples Center.

Swifty introduced Goulding as one of her “favorite” artists and also her friend. Awwwww.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-26-12]

Chris Brown Rihanna Staples CenterRihanna and Chris Brown eat popcorn and smile at Staples Center. (NY Daily News)

Santa John makes orgasm face as he gives Katy Perry a guitar. (Us Weekly)

Jennifer Lopez plays pants-less soccer to make her boyfriend feel older. (Radar Online)

Another baby confirmed for Jessica Simpson and Eric “Jedi Sperm” Johnson. (Jezebel)

Queen Elizabeth wearing 3D glasses = best photo of all time. (Huffington Post)

Glee/New Normal/American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy also has a kid. (Celebuzz)

Uma Thurman thinks Kill Bill is a pretty okay movie. Would do a third one. (Amy Grindhouse)

Justin Bieber Rented Out Staples Center To Watch ‘Titanic’ With Selena

Justin Bieber gave us take a look into the mind and romantic gestures of a teenage millionaire when he rented out Staples Center in L.A. just to screen the saptastic classic James Cameron flick, Titanic.

Yes, the entire Staples Center, the multi-faceted venue where massive concerts take place, including some of Justin’s own. Oh and the Lakers play there too, no big deal…

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