Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [7-7-14]

Miley Cyrus and The Flaming Lips make a compelling case for never doing LSD. (RS)

Don’t move to Chicago unless you want bullet holes in your thighs. (Gawker)

Beyonce’s dad is a huge broke horndog with multiple baby mamas. (TMZ)

 Posh Spice shared an awkward glance with Sam Jackson at a tennis match. (BuzzFeed)

Canadian couple too in love to notice hungry tornado behind them. (Yahoo!)

Joan Rivers thinks we all think Michelle Obama is a tranny. (Uproxx)

Taylor Swift’s “family” members look a lot like Emma Stone and Lena Dunham. (Vulture)


Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [6-9-14]

Iggy Azalea Rita Ora I white chicksRita Ora and Iggy Azalea unknowingly reenact White Chicks. (Uproxx)

Being shunned by Hollywood has been really good for Mel Gibson’s biceps. (TMZ)

Tracy Morgan broke his leg, femur, nose and ribs. Is “more responsive.” (E! Online)

The guy in The Fault in Our Stars DIES. You’re welcome. (NY Daily News)

Olivia Munn is looking for her career in Aaron Rodgers’ mouth. (Radar)

Sneaky guinea pig impregnated 100 females, has more kids than Eddie Murphy. (Jezebel)

31-year-old loves the “natural hang” of his girlfriend’s 91-year-old boobs. (BuzzFeed)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [5-21-14]

Watch this guy do “Talk Dirty to Me” in 20 distinct musical styles. (Rolling Stone)

Sad Affleck to star in Superman Vs. Batman: Dawn of Justice. (Huffington Post)

Giant sea turtle totally objects to couple’s beach wedding, lays eggs in protest (Viral Nova)

Jada Pinkett and Will Smith under investigation by CPS for a certain photo. (Breit Bart)

La Roux’s “Let Me Down Gently” video is great if you get off on close-ups of hair. (Idolator)

Channing Tatum’s wife thinks he’s addicted to confetti cake and alcohol. (Jezebel)

This female surfer/model has something in common with Aaron Hernandez… (Gawker)