Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-7-13]

Justin bieber indian tattooJustin Bieber got a tattoo of the Stratford Warriors’ Junior Hockey logo. (Evil Beet)

Oh dear, Pete Doherty taped hump-y scenes with Charlotte Gainsbourgh. (Bohomoth)

Blue Ivy Carter turns one, is bound to be role model to Kim Kardashian’s kid. (Radar)

16 reasons to think James Franco is into dudes in a non-platonic way. (ohmyGAHH!)

Eva Mendes walks around in pajama pants after losing Ryan Gosling. (Daily Mail)

Or maybe he’s just working with the director of Drive on Only God Forgives. (Celebuzz)

Honey Boo Boo’s mom dyed her hair blonde and dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. (Too Fab)