With the Help of Makeup and Photoshop, Tyra Banks Becomes White

Tyra as cara dBlack supermodel Tyra Banks recently posted photos of herself transformed into a few white supermodels, which upset a handful of idiots who complained about “whiteface” somehow being as bad as blackface.

This reminds me of the fucking cockamamie argument that it’s okay for us all to say the n-word just because black people do. Funny because I don’t recall anyone voluntarily entering shackles in the 1800s.

It’s also Tyra Banks, the maniacal puppetmaster who told us all to kiss her fat ass as she impersonated a homeless person, an ugly person (or was that the same episode?), and dressed her ANTM girls up in everything from drag to their birthday suits and dangled them out of windows for fun.

The Cara Delevingne impression is actually spot-on. Kate Moss and Cindy Crawford not so much. In a new batch of photos she uses her magic to become black again, mimicking Iman and Grace Jones.

Supermodels In Super Bowl Commercials? Who’d Have Thunk It

Kate upton super bowl adDon’t you just love the internet? You can read about and make fun of things, get made fun of, cry, watch a webcam of a lady sitting on a cake, oh, and you can also watch Super Bowl ads that haven’t aired yet, so you’ll laugh less when you actually see them on television. Two that are making the rounds today are for GoDaddy and Mercedes-Benz.

“Soul” has “plus-size” model Kate Upton and Usher appearing in a man’s fantasy about owning a Mercedes. With the help of some sharp sharp fingernails, William Dafoe plays the devil.

In “Perfect Match” we cannot unsee Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend Bar Refaeli kissing a pudgy, red-faced nerd played by “World’s Greatest Extra” Jesse Heiman. Continue reading “Supermodels In Super Bowl Commercials? Who’d Have Thunk It”