Kanye West took Kim Kardashian to Italy last weekend to celebrate her 32nd birthday then returned to New York to present her with a chocolate-covered cake that she wished was an engagement ring.
A witness told Us Weekly, “She looked genuinely surprised and thanked Kanye with a kiss!”
On Wednesday Kim proved that she truly is a sweats and bra kind of girl. Also, she can eat an entire cake and 90% of the calories funnel into her backside and nowhere else.
Kim and Kanye are not engaged yet, but the black praying mantis widow is working on spinning a third web in which she will eventually consume Ye’s head in an ancient Armenian talent-eating ritual. Continue reading “Kim Kardashian Ate Ten Chocolate Cakes And Looked Like This Afterwards…”