Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-21-12]

Youth football hero Sam “Sweet Feet” Gordon lands Wheaties box. (ESPN)

Tolkien heirs suing The Hobbit producers over “morally questionable” marketing. (CS Monitor)

Another one bites the dust: drag racer heiress engaged to Jesse James. (Yahoo)

Russell Brand conducts open-minded interview with Westboro Baptist Church extremists. (ONTD!)

Boxing champ Hector “Macho” Camacho brain-dead after drive-by shooting. (TMZ)

Rihanna apologizes for ditching 777 journalists in favor of sleep. (Hollywood Reporter)

The Will.i.am collaboration with Britney Spears, “Scream and Shout,” is here. (ohmyGAHH!)