Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-28-12]

Nicholas Hoult Teresa PalmerWatch the first four minutes of the zombie comedy Warm Bodies here —> (ohmyGAHH!)

Shia LaBeouf is dating his teenage Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth. (Us Weekly)

Japanese porn star collects 100 bottles of jizz for her next film. (Gawker)

Letterman calls Leno the funniest, and also “most insecure” person. (Examiner)

Oxygen working on “All My Babies’ Mamas” starring rapper Shawty Lo. (MTV)

Gwyneth Paltrow turned into Jan Brady for the cover of her new cookbook. (Evil Beet)

I really don’t want to make fun of Miley Cyrus anymore, but she’s making it SO difficult. (E! Online)