Hopelessly Human Black Widow Returns May 2015

Scarlett Johansson recently said that she’s “too sexy” for many of the roles that she wants and deserves, specifically The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (she would literally have been the worst Lisbeth Salander ever).

Her comments are only a little less laughable than the fact that Black Widow killed about three aliens hellbent on destroying the world in the final scene of The Avengers, as opposed to the several hundred her cohorts pwned.

Somebody needs to tell her that Beyonce and many others have already complained of overhyped sexiness (lookup Brazilian band Cansei de Ser Sexy) and that the majority of ugly Americans don’t want to hear about it.  Continue reading “Hopelessly Human Black Widow Returns May 2015”

That Guy At The End Of ‘The Avengers’ Isn’t Hellboy

If you stayed for the credits at The Avengers you must have seen that “clue” offering a look into the sequel, featuring some non-humanoid monster which I thought looked an awful lot like Hellboy.

Of course, it isn’t Hellboy. What would a paranormal investigator from earth be doing floating around on a rocky planet in deep space?

Dark Horse Comics has no relation to Marvel and there was never a “Hulk vs. Hellboy” or “Black Widow vs. Liz Sherman.” Obviously Ron Perlman and Selma Blair would decimate Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson, but that’s beside the point.

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