Emily Blunt Made Tom Cruise Look at Weird Sex Stuff

Emily Blunt broke Tom Cruise’s spirit and grossed him out, but it was all in good fun. Here’s some context: Blunt, who stars in Edge of Tomorrow with Cruise, recently told Jimmy Jimmel that she invited him to a sex club auspiciously called “The Box” in Soho, London, but it was okay because other famous people were there, like her husband, and Matt Damon.

She describes the club as being known for “weird things that are supposed to make you cringe.” Here’s a more detailed specification of said cringeworthy weirdness, from Wiki:

Unusual acts conducted at the club have been reported such as pigs licking food off of strippers’ stomachs, unsanctioned orgies and a performer known as “Laqueefa”, who apparently can play popular tunes with her genitalia.

You all remember the face Tom makes when he encounters regular, non song-playing vaginas…

‘Fan’ Takes Chris Brown-Related Anger Out on Rihanna’s Knee

Rihanna bloody kneeOne second Rihanna‘s living Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own” in the corner of an L.A. nightclub opposite Chris Brown, the next she’s in London dodging bottles.

Rihanna scraped up her knee on a metal grate after partying it up with socialite model/Rita Ora bestie Cara Delvingn at a place called The Box. Eyewitnesses say a fan of unspecified gender threw an energy drink at her and scolded her for dating Chris Brown.

In a surprising twist, Rihanna went on a date with the fan the next day, then went on Good Morning America to talk about how wrong it was to forgive him/her, stayed away for a few years, then said ‘f*ck the people who care about me haters’ and went back to the verbally abusive bottle-tosser.  Continue reading “‘Fan’ Takes Chris Brown-Related Anger Out on Rihanna’s Knee”