God Help Us: Miley’s New Album ‘Sounds Like Her Personality’

Miley Cyrus V Magazine underwearSomebody’s been rummaging through Justin Bieber’s underwear drawer. Miley Cyrus dropped trou for V Magazine and talked about her new album and the rumors about her and Liam.

So much for her “A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy” quote in Elle UK. V plays up the whole “she’s a new person because she cut her hair” thing, but I’m not buying it.

She looks like a new person, but she’ll always be Hannah Montana and the girl who ear-raped me with “Party in the U.S.A.” Speaking of that song, Miley still loves it, saying she’d never “take it back” because that would be like Billy Ray “saying that he hated ‘Achy Breaky.'”
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Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video

Lady Gaga has alway been very into angles, so it’s not terribly surprising that she shaved the back of her head into an upside down “V” or that she did it to honor friend/photographer Terry Richardson’s recently deceased mother, Annie Lomax.

Gaga wrote, “I did it for u Terry. I’m sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high.”

I know Twitter limits to a tough 140 characters, but would it be too much to ask for a person of above average intelligence to not replace “your” with “ure?”

I’m also not a huge fan of super chic high-fashion haircuts. A proper woman never shows too much skull (though I do like Ellie Goulding’s haircut).  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video”

J-Lo Grabs Herself And Revisits ‘Enough’

Jennifer Lopez played an abused wife who learned to hit back in the 2002 film, Enough, and now, she’s taken that a step further in a new spread for V Magazine.

And by spread, I mean she has a penis, or a bulge caused by an improperly designed Cleto Reyes groin and abdominal protector.

Enlarged clitoris or not, this shoot brings back memories of a better time, when she still had baby fat and side bangs and the biggest butt in town.

Now she’s a three-time divorcee, on American Idol and Q’Viva with Marc Anthony plus dancing on Fiats with her legs in the air.

I’m starting a bring-andro-J-Lo-back petition. Maybe there’s hope hidden in these photos?  Continue reading “J-Lo Grabs Herself And Revisits ‘Enough’”