James Franco is Telling Tall Tales About Lindsay Lohan Again

James Franco still seems really overly upset about being on that list of famous dudes Lindsay Lohan slept with.

After denying it adamantly and telling Howard Stern about her stalker tendencies, he’s gone out of his way to bring it up again, this time in an article on Vice where he describes the time he read Nine Stories to her for no apparent reason besides that he wanted his name to be mentioned in the same breath as J.D. Salinger’s.

James seems to have pulled a Maureen Dowd and eaten too many weed chocolates, because the story is 80% nonsense references to movies and actors he enjoys and 20% Lohan.

Here’s every namedrop and movie mention, so you can get an idea of just how ADD he is:

Leo DiCaprio, Lukas Haas, My Own Private Idaho, Kurt Cobain, Rebel Without a Cause, Gus Van Sant, Titanic, Martin Scorsese, River Phoenix, Witness, Harrison Ford, Buffalo ’66, Woody Allen, Christian Bale, Spring Breakers, Harmony Korine, David Blaine, American Psycho, Andy Kaufman, Milk, Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Winding Refn, Drive, Cher, Burlesque, Terry Richardson, Meryl Streep, Buddha. (The worst part is, I left quite a few out.)

He claims Lindsay crept into his room at Chateau Marmont one night because she was lonely and that he ran his fingers through her hair after she passed out with her head on his chest which honestly makes him just as weird as her.  Continue reading “James Franco is Telling Tall Tales About Lindsay Lohan Again”