Epic Victoria’s Secret Photoshop Fail

This is a photo of what I assume was once a woman, though it looks like two different people wearing matching pink Victoria’s Secret underwear, juxtaposed by men who masturbate to body dysmorphia awareness videos.

The model is Brazil’s Lais Ribeiro. Emphasis on “rib,” I guess (too easy). VS’s Facebook has already received nearly 2,000 comments on it ranging from “sexy” to “anorexia?”

It takes a second to even realize what’s wrong with it, kind of like a Magic Eye poster. If you’re completely tainted by the constant bombardment of other poorly Photoshopped advertisements and promos, I will spell it out for you…

The bottom part of her stomach is much bigger than the top, where her arms cross. SEE IT?

 

Wedding Dress Optional, With Victoria’s Secret ‘Bridal Line’

Victoria’s Secret have launched a new line of underwear aimed at women on their wedding day and specifically, their wedding night, as well.

Their campaign features model Lily Aldridge, (wife of Kings Of Leon frontman, Caleb Followill) posing in nothing more than a veil, bra, panties and garter.

Look, dresses are too expensive, hold your wedding in the summer, skip the Vera Wang and just wear this during your actual wedding!

The website shamelessly features items for your honeymoon, bachelorette party and wedding day/night.

Plus they use the slightly creepy tag “Sexy Little Bride.” (With a trademark symbol)

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