Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White

Walter White real obituaryBreaking Bad and the reign of Heisenberg may be over, but one group of fans funded one last hoorah in the form of a real obituary for the beloved and entirely fictional Walter White.

The obit, printed in the Albuquerque Journal, states that the 52-year-old teacher, research chemist and founder of a meth manufacturing empire “died Sunday after a long battle with lung cancer, and a gunshot wound.”

I liked the finale, if anyone cares, because it was subtle, like Walt’s life pre-meth, but I still think Skyler should have died during that knife fight, or maybe the break-in scene with the baby, or crossing the street.  Continue reading “Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White”

Trailer: Breaking Bad Season 5 (Part 2)

The new teaser for the second half of Breaking Bad season five is Bryan Cranston fully committed to reading the sonnet “Ozymandias” while the camera pans to sandy New Mexico landscapes.

The poem thematically explores the decline of great men, which is fitting because already assumed Walt’s fate would have to mirror Dexter’s. (As in, happy endings are for Pixar?)
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I would say it’s the end of non-premium cable drama if Sons of AnarchyMad Men and The Walking Dead didn’t exist. No hate. Of course I’ll miss the show, but it just feels like the right time for it to end.

Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time

A wide range of topics were discussed during Howard Stern’s recent interview with Bryan Cranston. From Cranston’s audition for Argo to losing his virginity to a “matronly” Dutch hooker. Bryan theorizes that Breaking Bad might end with everyone but his character, Walter White, dead.

Also, his young co-star RJ Mitte, who plays his son Walt Jr. and suffers from a mild case of cerebral palsy in real life, is reaping the benefits of fame…

Howard asked “He getting laid, that kid? How old is he?” and Cranston responded, “He’s twenty now, he’s seeing his fair share of action … He has a girlfriend now, I think. She’s beautiful, I don’t know actually what she does. He’s taking it to the streets.”  Continue reading “Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time”