Toni Braxton’s Dress Fell Off, In The Back, And Stuff

Toni Braxton assIn ass news unrelated to big-assed Kim Kardashian calling Katie Couric a two-faced assclown assface, Toni Braxton had a gravity-defying moment of booty-showing bareness at a concert.

Remember her? People used to compare her to Whitney Houston even though she only had a few songs. Good ones, mind you, but it’s like everyone saying Lady Gaga is Madonna after one album or that Leona Lewis is Mariah Carey just because of “Bleeding Love.”

Toni B. sang “Unbreak My Heart,” “He Wasn’t Man Enough,” and “You’re Making Me High,” hits that allow her to continue to tour to this day. At one show this week in the not-so-fine state of New Jersey, Braxton’s completely fine backside backslid out of her dress for the world to see, causing an uproar in the audience and a good-natured smile and giggle from her.  Continue reading “Toni Braxton’s Dress Fell Off, In The Back, And Stuff”

‘Good Morning America’ Anchor Prevents Mariah Carey Wardrobe Malfunction

Mariah Carey Lisa SpencerI remember reading or watching an interview where Mariah Carey said she requires 12 or 13 hours of sleep. (This of course makes us kindred spirits.)

So Mariah didn’t maybe get her full 13 on not-so Good Morning America today and that caused her to swear on live TV. Nothing serious, just a little “Oh sh*t” as she was being introduced. Shortly after, the back of her Versace dress broke. In a true act of feminism, life-saving GMA anchor Lara Spencer held Mariah’s strap up so no one would see the goods. #WomenHelpingWomen

What a marvelous avoidance of disaster. Coincidence that this occurred almost three years after Nicki Minaj introduced us to her entire areola on the exact same show? I think not.  Continue reading “‘Good Morning America’ Anchor Prevents Mariah Carey Wardrobe Malfunction”

Sofia Vergara’s Ass Fell Out At The Emmys

This year’s Emmys were pretty boring. Mad Men and Girls were snubbed while Modern Family won five statues.

HBO’s Game Change, starring Julianne Moore as Sara Palin, took home four.

In dress news Claire Danes wore a bag (because she’s pregnant), and Lucy Liu wore Versace armor but the biggest, least boring thing to happen was Sofia Vergara‘s behind-the-scenes wardrobe malfunction.

“Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!” Vergara wrote on WhoSay with an accompanying photo of her ripped green dress, then another of an “emergency team” frantically pinning it together.  Continue reading “Sofia Vergara’s Ass Fell Out At The Emmys”

Nancy Grace’s Peepshow

Now I know the abbreviation “DWTS” sounds like porno terminology (an extension of DP?) but I don’t think that’s what they intended when they made the show.

Somehow on Monday’s Dancing With The Stars the least sexy person on the show (besides Chaz Bono) managed to have a mild wardrobe malfunction.

Part of Nancy Grace’s bajingo fell out. Partial areola-disclosure and an abundance of breast lard, was definitely exposed.

(Click HERE for the uncensored pic)…

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Taylor Swift is Classy, Has Wardrobe Malfunction – Wears Underwear

Taylor Swift had a slight incident this past Saturday with some wind in St. Louis whilst performing her hit “You Belong With Me,” fortunately she was wearing sizable undies or Spanx or something, and handled the situation quite well, laughing it off and continuing to sing.

I quite enjoy belting out “You Belong With Me” and “Love Story” in my living room, great anthems to serenade your pets or imaginary friends with. Keep being classy Swifty.

[PLEASE HOST SNL AGAIN]