Amanda Bynes Auditioning For Wax Museum Porn?

Amanda Bynes makeover A new photo posted to Amanda Bynes‘ Twitter leads us to believe that she morphed into a full-fledged porn star in a matter of weeks.

It appears she’s taken the eyelashes of an Inglewood drag queen and the hair of an American Girl doll to aid in her quest to become either Courtney Stodden or Jenna Jameson’s stunt double. Easy to disguise oneself with a wig and a box of gunpowder, but what’s going on with her actual face? When she started “changing” it was more like Miley Cyrus going through puberty. Like, she had the body of Karen Carpenter and the head of Ben Roethlisberger…

But now RoethlisHead is gone along with the girl from What I Like About You. And still, no one informed me that auditions for the 4th season of Rock of Love had already begun! #BotoxWink

There’s An Anne Frank Waxwork, In Berlin

Madame Tussauds wax museums are famous for historical figures and celebrities alike, everyone from Einstein to Susan Boyle to Spiderman and Anne Frank?

The Berlin branch, where the figure currently resides, used to borrow one from the Amsterdam location but now has their own exhibit of the famous teenager who penned The Diary Of A Young Girl in the 1940s.

I don’t find much wrong with a wax Anne Frank because I have a kind of distorted view. I mean, I don’t like wax museums. The movie House Of Wax pretty much sums it up.  Continue reading “There’s An Anne Frank Waxwork, In Berlin”

House Of Bieber Wax With A Side Of Gomez

As if the very idea of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez doesn’t terrify cynical hipsters and metalheads universally, the pairing of the two is enough to make heads implode but wax figures that look like this? Well that could light the fuse to earth’s destruction.

Okay, I’m blowing this out of proportion. I just don’t like wax figures even when they’re not particularly realistic, like these. The two statues were unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in New York in a Christmas-themed scene which will be on display until January 1, 2012.

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