Zack Snyder to Direct ‘Justice League’ Film in 2017

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Things we know about the new Justice League movie… Nothing, besides THAT IT’S HAPPENING.

In a desperate and obvious attempt to keep up with Marvel, Warner Bros. has confirmed that Zack Snyder will unite Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg in 2017 for D.C.’s version of The Avengers.

As Warner’s new slave, Snyder will attempt to churn out hit after hit while being whipped with film strips from Sucker Punch by former Batman actors (really just Val Kilmer) yelling “NEVER AGAIN!”  Continue reading “Zack Snyder to Direct ‘Justice League’ Film in 2017”

Your New Wonder Woman Is…

Gal Gadot Wonder WomanThe sequel to Man of Steel is now a Superman, Batman AND Wonder Woman movie. Zack Snyder announced the news today that Israeli actress Gal Gadot would be playing the beloved female DC superhero in his next film.

Gadot, a former model turned movie star thanks to the rebooted Fast & Furious, may be the sole female star of the upcoming Justice League film as well. (Unless they decide to incorporate lesser knowns like Hawkgirl, Black Canary or Zatanna.)

Our new Diana Prince (WW’s alter ego, for those of you unfamiliar) was famously portrayed by Lynda Carter on TV from 1975 to 1979. Today’s role was thought to be handed to Megan Fox a handful of years ago, and Adrianne Palicki (Friday Night Lights) was more recently cast in a failed NBC pilot.

Wonder Woman’s abilities include super fast and agile butt-kicking. And she has an invisible jet that I’m sure Snyder will turn into a super cloakey stealth plane to appeal to today’s audience.  Continue reading “Your New Wonder Woman Is…”

Kris Jenner Shows Off Her Wonder Girls On Twitter

The Kardashians and Jenners are highly skilled at making their Keeping Up With The Kardashians audience look at things they never thought they’d want to look at, from increasingly boring daily tasks to disturbing medical procedures…

Kris Jenner‘s accidental Wonder Woman Halloween nip slip on Twitter hardly seems out-of-place.

Khloe Kardashian promptly noticed that the brown inflater hole in the basketball was showing and wrote  “Hi nips. That’s my mom.” Jenner, who removed the pic, took to her personal corner of the internet (courteously provided to the her and all of the Klan by Celebuzz.com) to tell the world to loosen their chastity belts.  Continue reading “Kris Jenner Shows Off Her Wonder Girls On Twitter”

Dear Christina Hendricks: You Can’t Be Wonder Woman With Those Melons

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks, the fiery, pale, double F gingerbread woman, has expressed interest in playing Wonder Woman.

Director Nicolas Winding Refn told Hendricks on the set of Drive that he’d love to helm a Wonder Woman film, and see her in the starring role.

In an interview with NY Magazine she said,

“I grew up on the TV show, and I had Wonder Woman Underoos…and Nicolas said, when we were on set, ‘I want you to be Wonder Woman.’ And I think he is such an extraordinary and exceptional director, that if he asked me to do it, I would do it in a heartbeat … Hopefully the stars would align. It would be really fun…I’d get to kick ass.”

The problem with all this is that there’s already a Wonder Woman project in the works, one that once had Megan Fox’s name attached to it…

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