Unflattering photoshopped Beyoncé at the Super Bowl photos here —-> (Grouchy Muffin)
Ryan Lochte chases a dollar bill/pees on Nirvana for ESPN’s music issue. (ohmyGAHH!)
Is “Patriot Games” the best name for a $3.75 million Rob Gronkowski porno? (Deadspin)
John Mayer uses “jerk” (past tense) when describing his boyfriend skills. (L.A. Times)
Driving through Winter Storm Nemo in Massachusetts could land you in jail. (CS Monitor)
Burger King Whoppers in England and Ireland now come with Mr. Ed. (Huffington Post)
Lucky for Crystal Harris, Hef enjoys Backgammon and Uno way more than sex. (Evil Beet)
