The Twist Has Three New Writers!

Please put your vaseline-stained hands together and welcome the latest additions to The Twist…

First we have Sean Cocca, who already came under fire by an angry preschool teacher for writing about Jessica Simpson’s unappealing knockers, yes, the same ones you saw floating above that car lot in the bad part of town.

The second is Logan Victor Xavier of X-Men, obviously. Why wouldn’t I hire Wolverine/Sabretooth/Professor X hybrid? He doubles as a bodyguard, I’m talking to you, Holly.

Last but not least, to even out the gender spectrum, there’s Mary Jump. She’s a blogger and recent college graduate who, like me, can’t help but keep up with the Kardashians.

Women Don’t Surpass Adam Carolla’s Overwhelming Comedy Standards

Adam Carolla came under fire for an interview with the New York Post where he said that women writers and women in general are, as a rule, less funny than men.

“They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.”

If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

He said he wasn’t worried about reactions to his comments, that:  Continue reading “Women Don’t Surpass Adam Carolla’s Overwhelming Comedy Standards”

The Twist Is Hiring! Contributors Wanted

Okay, so “hiring” would suggest that this is a paying job and it wouldn’t be, at least not yet.

I’ve actually been trying to lure people into writing a few posts for me a week for several months now but have had no luck with Craigslist.

The Twist has grown exponentially since it’s launch in August of 2011 with over a million hits total and around 7,000 a day and upwards, at this point. I’m starting to get a little worn down, not that I’d ever stop.

If you constantly find yourself making fun of celebrities, this is the perfect job for you. Express yourself, without being a tired hag who wishes she could suck the youth out of Lady Gaga.

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