GIF: A-Rod Hit By Ryan Dempster Pitch


I’m delighted by Red Sox player Ryan Dempster’s two inside pitches last Sunday to Alex Rodriguez’s side and leg and I don’t even feel the least bit bad about it.

Here’s why… 1. He’s rich. 2. He’s on steroids. 3. Cameron Diaz, Madonna and Kate Hudson.

”He was trying to establish his fastball,” Red Sox manager John Farrell said during an in-game interview on ESPN. ”Obviously, the pitch got away from him.

”We didn’t feel in our dugout it was anything intentional,” he added.

Lies, all charming lies. The smile on my face every time I see the this is also unintentional, and as simple as Dempster’s instantaneous 5-game suspension. FULL VIDEO HERE.

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